“If you forget everything else I tell you, remember this: men, they want a lady in public and a freak in private. If you disagree with that, then you just don’t know. But you better ask somebody.” —(via iwasborntired)
When you're having a normal conversation with your parents and they change the subject to college.
Then they ask you what your GPA is and you have to lie because you’re getting your ass kicked by your major/math.