You used to be fierce. You used to be ruthless!
nickturkey: “Off in the night, while you live it up, I’m off to sleep.” — Waging wars to shape the poet and the beat.
why i love weddings pt. 2
lady 1: are they done with the dollar dance?
lady 2: yeah.
lady 1: finally.
lady 2: now theyre playing cheesy, romantic songs that remind me that i'm old and lonely.
why i love weddings pt. 1
gen: *referring to glass of champagne* its so small.
random kid: thats what she said.
gen: to you?
dad: ooooooh burn!
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